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What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic