What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

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What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic