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What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars