What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set