What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.