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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.