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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head