They both give kids a little head.
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The Zika virus.
The 2016 Olympics.
You're sure to get a little head
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
By looking out the kitchen window.
High Steaks
Because it's a high steaks game
He only Phelps himself.
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
Because he plays with Pooh
Because he plays with pooh.
Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
He got crossed.
Cover your ears with your hands
Many hands make light work.
Porcel Lane.
Urine
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada