Little Head Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.