Little Head Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Tigger Jokes More Tigger Jokes

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Little Brother Jokes More Little Brother Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

First post) Ace of spays

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.