Little Head Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Tigger Jokes More Tigger Jokes

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

What does an excited Japanese horse say?

Oshio des neighhhhh

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.