Little Head Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Little Brother Jokes More Little Brother Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Nostalgia Jokes More Nostalgia Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.