Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Little Head Jokes More Little Head Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Swat Team Jokes More Swat Team Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.