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Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Little Head Jokes More Little Head Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.