Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Swat Team Jokes More Swat Team Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!