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Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.