Brainer Jokes

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Vegan Zombie Jokes More Vegan Zombie Jokes

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.