Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

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Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Vegan Zombie Jokes More Vegan Zombie Jokes

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.