Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Vegan Zombie Jokes More Vegan Zombie Jokes

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains