Affect Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Black Life Matter Jokes More Black Life Matter Jokes

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage?

BBC

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.