Affect Jokes

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

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Global Warming Jokes More Global Warming Jokes

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?

M'genta

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Shopping Mall Jokes More Shopping Mall Jokes

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

Black Life Matter Jokes More Black Life Matter Jokes

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Terminal Illness Jokes More Terminal Illness Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness