Affect Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

South Koreans Jokes More South Koreans Jokes

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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