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Affect Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

White Mail Privilege Jokes More White Mail Privilege Jokes

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

Command Line Jokes More Command Line Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.