How do you milk sheep?

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!