How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!