How do you milk sheep?

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh