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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth!

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.