What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

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What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

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What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What does 1+1=?

Window.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea