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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.