What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Previous Random Joke Next
Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Wealthy People Jokes More Wealthy People Jokes

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea