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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

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