What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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Because tea leaves.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.