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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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Oh, the huge-manatee

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Because proper tea is theft!

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

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