Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.