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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.