Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.