Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!