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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.