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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

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Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.