What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!