What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.