What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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A bull.

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A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

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You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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With a Pao Wow.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day