What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

How does a farmer count cows?

With a cow-calculator.

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "lets it go!"

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.