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What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.