What do cows sit on?

Couches

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten