What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture