What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten