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What do cows sit on?

Couches

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"