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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.