What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam