What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.