What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.