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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!