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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.