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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated