What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.