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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast