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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!