What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!