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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......