Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.