Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola