Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go.

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza