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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany