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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness