Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany