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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What type of movies can't Batman see?

Parental Guidance.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

Oval Office Jokes More Oval Office Jokes

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!