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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What's harder the softer it gets?

Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're!

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

Oval Office Jokes More Oval Office Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!