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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!