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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

Oval Office Jokes More Oval Office Jokes

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!