What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!