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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're!

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.