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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!