What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

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What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.