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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.