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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said