Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.