They were selling quack in the park.
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
Face value.
Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack
He got a battery charge.
To stamp out forest fires.
To get to the other slide.
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Because she was a quack.
It gets toad away
He's been chasing parked cars.