What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

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What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.