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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?