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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!