What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!