What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger