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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon