What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now