What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?

So he could tell the time at night!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)