What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)