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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)