What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."