What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)