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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"