What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise