How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...