How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

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What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their