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Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

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What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"