A few degrees.
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
That's just what I kneaded!
Why don't you knead me
They have to smell it but they can't taste it!
She was feelin' the Bern!
A degree in law.
He didn't *urn* his degree.
Shake N' Bake.
Because he wanted to get baked.
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Because he took the hypocritic oath
Cake.