Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.