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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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Because he'd urn-ed it.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!