Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.