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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!