Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.