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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu