Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK