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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.