How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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Pai-Ling

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A tater tot.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.