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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

Judas Jokes More Judas Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.