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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.