What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.