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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.