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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.