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How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

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How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.