Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
I think I'll just hang around.
The Iforgotto
Do they not know what a nap is
A Roman Catholic.
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
He used the Cross Walk.
Jesus. He went for the cross
One to three for breaking and entering.
Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
Because he was hydra-phobic.
Put him in water!
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.
Dammit
