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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!