Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"