Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Because he was a VI KING.
She thought her maxi pad had wings
Because it's black. Sorry.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
OH SNaP!
He walked into a bar.
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
A Christler.
Because it's bipolar.
Because of his retractable clause.
Put him in water!
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
Dammit
