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Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

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Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.