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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

What do you call 8 rabbits?

A rabbyte

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.