The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
Brown-chicken-brown-coooow
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Because they're too cornea.
A Timbyte
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Any
You don't
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