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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

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What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor