The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
He was two-tired...
A walkie-talkie.
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
The front row of a Country concert
Because they're stuck between a 69.
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Because Africa isn't a country.
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
An astronaut.
Your bike.
