Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.