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Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.