Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT