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Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.