What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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Who's there! Cam! Cam who?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived!

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With a knight light....

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....