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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES

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Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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ISITH

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

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They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....