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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light