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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Who's there! Cam! Cam who?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived!

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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light