What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!