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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!