What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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Who's there! Cynthia! Cynthia who?

Cynthia you been away I missed you!

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.