What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!