Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.