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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!