Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

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Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)