Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.