Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
Because the head is so high up.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
A long necked toothbrush.
A porcupine
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
When its spray pump is out of order!
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
Cause its feet smell.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Pop,goes the weasel.
They admit de feet.
The New York Necks
