Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.