Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

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What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?