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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.