What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months