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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.