What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.