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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

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How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.