What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!