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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!