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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body