What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.