What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.