Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.