Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

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What's better than tennis?

Elevenis

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!