Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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I said I'm an orphan.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.