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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.