Orphan Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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