Orphan Jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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