Orphan Jokes

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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