Because no one will look for them.
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Me: I love you.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Because it was PG
