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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.