Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.