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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.