Because no one will look for them.
On Tinder.
Dead.
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
He paints his hooves red.
The Antelopes.
Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.
It's 'rent free!
Lonely.
