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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Green Lipstick Jokes More Green Lipstick Jokes

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Red Mean Jokes More Red Mean Jokes

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.