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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in?

Blon-D

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.