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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Green Lipstick Jokes More Green Lipstick Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Red Mean Jokes More Red Mean Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D