Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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STOP RESISTING!!!

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When you repost it.

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Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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CAPS LOCK

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.