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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Green Lipstick Jokes More Green Lipstick Jokes

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Red Mean Jokes More Red Mean Jokes

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D