What do you get from a frozen zombie?

Frost bite. D

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

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Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!